No pony!

/* To install: * * apxs -cia mod_pony.c * * Note that apxs might be called something else on your system if you * are Debian-encumbered. * * Configure with: * * LoadModule pony_module modules/mod_pony.so * * SetHandler pony * * * You can apparently configure this in a .htaccess file (not sure why * you'd want to) by creating a file named pony (it's fine if it's * empty) then putting this in your .htaccess file: * * * SetHandler pony * * * This module is licensed under the HJTI license * (http://drbacchus.com/hjti) which is 100% compatible with * the Apache Software License. * * More details about the reasons for this inanity here: * http://drbacchus.com/mod_pony * */ #include #include #include #include #include typedef struct { int ponyprob; } pony_config_rec; module AP_MODULE_DECLARE_DATA pony_module; static int pony_handler(request_rec* r) { int ponyrand = (int) (rand()); pony_config_rec *conf = ap_get_module_config(r->per_dir_config, &pony_module); if ( !r->handler || strcmp(r->handler, "pony") ) { return DECLINED ; } if ( r->method_number != M_GET ) { return HTTP_METHOD_NOT_ALLOWED ; } ap_set_content_type(r, "text/html;charset=ascii") ; if (ponyrand < (conf->ponyprob)) { ap_rputs("No pony!\n", r); ap_rputs("

\n", r);
ap_rputs("             _                                \n", r);
ap_rputs(" _ __   ___ | |_   _   _  ___  _   _ _ __ ___ \n", r);
ap_rputs("| '_ | / _ || __| | | | |/ _ || | | | '__/ __|\n", r);
ap_rputs("| | | | (_) | |_  | |_| | (_) | |_| | |  |__ |\n", r);
ap_rputs("|_| |_||___/ |__|  |__, ||___/ |__,_|_|  |___/\n", r);
ap_rputs("                   |___/                      \n", r);
    	ap_rputs("

\n", r); }else{ ap_rputs("Pony!\n", r); ap_rputs("

\n", r);


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ap_rputs("     \\       \\   \\                                         |        (\n", r);
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ap_rputs("       `-._)     |                                        /.            `~,\n", r);
ap_rputs("                 |                          |           .'  `~.          (`\n", r);
ap_rputs("                  \\                       _,\\          /       \\        (``\n", r);
ap_rputs("                   `/      /       __..-i\"   \\         |        \\      (``\n", r);
ap_rputs("                  .'     _/`-..--\"\"      `.   `.        \\        ) _.~<``\n", r);
ap_rputs("                .'    _.j     /            `-.  `.       \\      '=< `\n", r);
ap_rputs("              .'   _.'   \\    |               `.  `.      \\\n", r);
ap_rputs("             |   .'       ;   ;               .'  .'`.     \\\n", r);
ap_rputs("             \\_  `.       |   \\             .'  .'   /    .'\n", r);
ap_rputs("               `.  `-, __ \\   /           .'  .'     |   (\n", r);
ap_rputs("                 `.  `'` \\|  |           /  .-`     /   .'\n", r);
ap_rputs("                   `-._.--t  ;          |_.-)      /  .'\n", r);
ap_rputs("                          ; /           \\  /      / .'\n", r);
ap_rputs("                         / /             `'     .' /\n", r);
ap_rputs("                        /,_\\                  .',_(\n", r);
ap_rputs("                       /___(                 /___( \n", r);

    	ap_rputs("

\n", r); } return OK ; } static int pony_init_handler(apr_pool_t *p, apr_pool_t *plog, apr_pool_t *ptemp, server_rec *s) { ap_add_version_component(p, "PONY!"); return OK; } static void pony_hooks(apr_pool_t* pool) { ap_hook_handler(pony_handler, NULL, NULL, APR_HOOK_MIDDLE); ap_hook_post_config(pony_init_handler, NULL, NULL, APR_HOOK_MIDDLE); } static void *create_pony_dir_config(apr_pool_t *p, char *d) { pony_config_rec *conf = apr_palloc(p, sizeof(*conf)); conf->ponyprob = (int) RAND_MAX / 2; return conf; } module AP_MODULE_DECLARE_DATA pony_module = { STANDARD20_MODULE_STUFF, create_pony_dir_config, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL, pony_hooks };